AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.world · 11 months agoPascal's Wagerlemm.eeimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1564arrow-down129
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minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoWell, next time somebody invents a god, please make sure it’s somebody that will punish you if you believe in any god.
minus-squareMxM111@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·11 months agoThey are 99% there. It punishes for believing any god but one.
minus-squareMxM111@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·11 months agoWell, technically I should have said “monotheistic religions”.
minus-squareHiddenLayer5linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoThe Church of the Socially Anxious God who Hates Attention
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoThinking about it again, such a church should have skepticism-affirming ceremonies where people repeat that there is no evidence for a god, and have a formal goal of “not appeasing the Socially Anxious God because it doesn’t exist”.
Well, next time somebody invents a god, please make sure it’s somebody that will punish you if you believe in any god.
They are 99% there. It punishes for believing any god but one.
*worshipping, technically
Well, technically I should have said “monotheistic religions”.
The Church of the Socially Anxious God who Hates Attention
Thinking about it again, such a church should have skepticism-affirming ceremonies where people repeat that there is no evidence for a god, and have a formal goal of “not appeasing the Socially Anxious God because it doesn’t exist”.