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- usnews@beehaw.org
Three Jan. 6 suspects were arrested at a ranch in Florida on Saturday, the FBI said – including one who has been sought ever since the 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol and two who never showed up for trial, court records show.
The FBI’s Tampa field office said three Jan. 6 fugitives – Jonathan Daniel Pollock, Olivia Michele Pollock and Joseph Daniel Hutchinson III – were taken into custody early Saturday morning, three years after the assault on the U.S. Capitol.
The FBI executed three federal arrest warrants at a ranch in Groveland, it said. No further details on their capture were available.
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Lol. One was a fugitive and the other two were out on bail with the condition that they don’t associate with the fugitive. Then one misses a hearing and all three get nabbed together. There goes that bail. Idiots.
These people aren’t criminal masterminds, or masterminds in general. They thought they were elite soldiers in a revolution led by a man who doesn’t understand how orange concealer works. They’ve fallen for a PT Barnum you’d order on Wish, and admitting that would be horribly embarrassing, so they have no choice but to double down.
The group of a couple thousand supporters he lobbed at the Capitol were made up of people those Nigerian prince emails were aimed at: they have typos on purpose to weed out anyone who would be smart enough to spot the grift. Of course they were dumb enough to livestream their crimes, and of course they’re dumb enough to out themselves in stupid ways.
That was the target demographic.
Dammit, a tripod is supposed to be the strongest.
Strongly stupid?
And here I am, enjoying my Sunday — not worried about the FBI hunting me :)
You should always be at least a little bit worried about the FBI hunting you. Granted, if you haven’t participated in an insurrection against the United States government the chances of them hunting you decrease substantially.
Of all the potential things that I have even the slightest reason to be worried about, this is still probably among the least.
I’m not worried at all. I’m such a vanishingly small fish, my chances of making their radar are at best 1%. Most of us just aren’t that important.
You know they are going to find out about those black market pandas you been moving eventually
The ones with kilos of cocaine up there butts?
Don’t worry, you’ve done something that they’d arrest you for. Everyone has, that’s the game.
Lol. Did it take you long to learn how to put on the clown makeup?
No doubt going to get additional time now after this, and what a coincidence that they were apprehended on the 3yr anniversary of their crimes. Oh the irony!
They were probably out celebrating that Trump is going to pardon them for their convictions
Said they were on a ranch and the FBI got a tip. One guy had a $30K bounty on him.
Well I guess there is a price on loyalty and freedum…
What’s the term, is it ‘gaggle’?
A gaggle of terrorists… idk it fits but doesn’t sound quite right.
Well, let’s see.
It’s a gaggle of geese. Geese are major assholes, but I don’t think they’ve ever gone so far as to try to overthrow the government. So, I don’t think it should be gaggle.
Hmm…
Murder of crows
Kindness of ravens
I found this online, which suggests “explosion” for terrorists.
Explosion of terrorists.
I’d like to propose the following collective nouns
A group of Trump supporters:
Moron of Trump supporters
A group of insurrectionists:
Shitstain of insurrectionists
A covfefe of traitors.
Fun fact,… if you try to type out Confefe it autocorrects to ‘Confederate’.
An Embarrassment of Trump supporters
It goes way beyond embarrassment.
/thread
A suicide of terrorists.
A Pride of Proud Boys
No. A Shame of Proud boys.
Cell. It’s a terrorist cell.
That’s if.they are working together. If they are just together I think the collective noun is a herd.
I think the obvious answer in this case is a bigly of MAGAssholes
Fuck em.
They look like hairy turds, lol
So much for the “master race”
I always think of this panel from Preacher when I see dudes like this.
Whenever I hear about the attempts of these people to flee, it’s hilarious.
This trio picked the most comically obvious place to, “hide” next to maybe Missouri or Mississippi, that being Desantisland…
That brother/sister duo are probably procreating together. :/
They eluded arrest for 3 years. Dumb asses when it comes to falling for con men, but gotta give credit where credit is due.
Definitely incestual
Trash goes in the can. Better than what I’d give them.
Is that Mr. Beast’s poor ass cousin?
I mean, at this point is just another kind of natural selection
All we needed was one person to lace horse dewormer with cyanide…
How do i stop getting posts about this unless they are convictions? Arrests don’t mean justice can’t be happy with just people version of catch and releaseThank you SCB for correcting my perception of this issue
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Getting tired of posts about insurrectionists getting arrested. Almost none of the arrests have ended up in convictions. And its convictiond that mean something, just being arrested means nothing for this issueAlmost none of the arrests have ended up in convictions.
The data does not bear this out
https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/30-months-jan-6-attack-capitol
Thank you!
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