Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoA North Carolina PFAS factory claims its emissions fell by 99.99%. A Guardian test reveals otherwisewww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1199arrow-down11
arrow-up1198arrow-down1external-linkA North Carolina PFAS factory claims its emissions fell by 99.99%. A Guardian test reveals otherwisewww.theguardian.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squarehypnotoadlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 months agoBut then my dockers pants won’t properly wick away my diet coke when it spills on my crotch!
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·10 months agoIf I have to put butter in a frying pan, what even is the point of cooking?
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoThat’s the only way I’m gonna be able to cook my Plastic squeeze tube of processed onion matter in a civilized fashion.
minus-squareguyrocket@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·10 months agoThey will when they’re made of 100% plastic instead of the 45% they have now.
minus-squarehypnotoadlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoThis is the American ingenuity I live for
But then my dockers pants won’t properly wick away my diet coke when it spills on my crotch!
If I have to put butter in a frying pan, what even is the point of cooking?
Can I spray the butter?
That’s the only way I’m gonna be able to cook my Plastic squeeze tube of processed onion matter in a civilized fashion.
They will when they’re made of 100% plastic instead of the 45% they have now.
This is the American ingenuity I live for