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  • Jo Miran
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    8 months ago

    Easy. 1 and 5.

    1 - “Hey friends. Who’s had an itchy grain of sand stuck inside? If you open wide I can take it out and put you back.”. Profit.

    5 - Insurance fraud by burning down vacant homes through “faulty wiring” then suing the manufacturer.