If you see Dianne Feinstein, DO NOT approach it.
If Dianne Feinstein speaks to you or makes nondirected noises, DO NOT listen to it.
If someone has had postmortem contact with Dianne Feinstein, REPORT them to the nearest military official and DO NOT risk bodily contact even to render first aid.
Californians still within the evacuation zone by 0900 on 30 September 2023 risk indiscriminate military action. Bombardment will continue across the evacuation zone until Dianne Feinstein is once more verified dead at age 90.
What is dead may never die.
Ia Hydra! Ia Dagon! Feinstein fth’agan!
But rises again, harder, better, faster, and stronger.
If this is just a a scheme to reunite Daft Punk, I’mma be really mad