• OprahsedCreature
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    1 year ago

    Monkey’s paw finger curls

    US Presidential Elections will now be decided by Willy Wonka rolls.

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      “Biden does pushups. That only proves he’s not dead. I mean - still live but not strong and powerful. Strong and powerful but Trump is limber too. Limber - funny word. Sounds like ‘timber’ but no wood. And any time I want - I can do a Willy Wonka roll.” Some in the audience start yelling out “Now!” Trump pauses. The “Now!” has becomes a chant. He is slightly annoyed. “Not now - I’m wearing a suit. But any time I want - I can do a Willy Wonka roll…”