Literally cannot bare it anymore.
When I wipe my butt it starts to fucking bleed, it’s horrible. Like, I don’t want to get into details, but after a few wipes it starts hurting and the paper wipes get bloody. Imagine wiping your ass with sandpaper, it’s basically that, but somehow replicated with regular toilet paper.
I have to go shower every single time I poo to actually clean my butt.
As of writing this, it’s 1 A.M and I just pooed, couldn’t wipe as usual, but as I mentioned, it’s 1 A.M. If I were to attempt to clean myself in the shower, i’d wake everyone up. So, i can’t rinse butt,.
I am writing this with a half wiped butt. Buy me a bidet, please
Yeah literally it will change your life. Pretty easy to install too.
How much lifting is pretty doing?
About as easy as assembling IKEA shelves. You’ll need an adjustable wrench or channel lock pliers to unscrew the plumbing fittings, and maybe a screwdriver.
Normalize left wing handiness
Ok I’ve done plenty of ikea but plumbing scares me
If you can do Ikea, you can do plumbing
There’s how-to videos online that will show you the steps
And don’t forget to turn the water off to the toilet before you start.
I did it myself in like 30 mins. You might need to get some teflon tape if the kit you get doesn’t include any. I needed some to keep the connection to the water line from leaking
Not much, a lot of them have built in nut wrenches for the hoses and easy instructions. They mount with the standard toilet seat hardware. If you get one with warm water, it’s just a bit more work.
Very little, but what you really need to consider is how much less wiping you will do.
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