This is what I get when I look up ‘quotes from Yellowstone’ –

Why?? What’s the point? “Ooooh look at how evil I am, I am so amoral, I don’t care about anything except money and power.”

It doesn’t even advance the plot, they’re just doing it to be weird.

I made it about two minutes into that new British show about gladiators for the same reason: every single line of dialogue is like this.

  • frightful_hobgoblinOPM
    61·
    2 months ago

    Also, who the fuck is writing this? Well-fed guys in Hollywood who have toy poodles and use tanning salons?

    • MoonMelonEnglish
      151·
      2 months ago

      I really hate shit like the first quote because willows are incredible trees. They’ve also been super useful to humanity for tens of thousands of years, from everything from baskets to aspirin. You can chop off a willow branch and stick it in the ground and it grows a new tree. Try that with oak (although oaks are also cool).

      Whoever wrote that knows nothing about trees. They just thought, “bendy weak not-bendy stronk.” Oh not a modern, commercial timber species, must suck. Drives me nuts they pretend to be “men of the land” then say some stupid bullshit like that. It doesn’t make them sound hard. A stone age man could make a fishing net out of that willow that would feed his family for a year. Fuck outta here.

      • Alice@beehaw.org
        5·
        2 months ago

        I also hate that quote, but mainly because the idea that your character is determined at birth is so, so stupid.

        Why would you judge a willow person if that’s just what they were? Hell, why would you be proud to be an oak person if you had no say in the matter? It’s basically saying, “my few admirable traits come from genetics. I never actually bothered to hone any skills”.

        Unfortunately this type of argument falls on deaf ears because people look down on others for simply being what they are all the time. But it’s fucking stupid.