everyone always says lie on your resume, and i agree that there’s no reason not to. i’ve never done it before though so i want to know what i can and can’t get away with.
for example, if i’ve been out of work since january, can i just lie and say i’m still employed by the company i quit working at in january and make it look like i don’t have an 8-month gap on my resume? or is the HR person at the place i’m applying going to be able to figure out that’s a lie?
also please give tips on what are some good lies to add, how to punch up normal looking resume shit, etc
Death to America
That last point especially. I’ve also used Java and it was years ago, but I’ve also used C, C++, Python, JS, Go, Ruby, and C#. I am currently a professional software engineer who understands concepts of programming, and though it’s been a while if you need Java i can write Java.
I feel like this is every person that has done coding
I will never put JavaScript on a resume
I was more commenting on the very rapidly having to learn a lot of different languages once or twice each and then putting all of them on a resume because that’s what recruiters like to see.
But I see you were making a joke after typing this comment. Very good