A true Aussie knows the delicate ecosystem which conspires to kill them at any moment is in fact, harmonious.
We let the fastest spiders live inside, because they’re great for killing other pests.
Snakes are mostly a non issue in terms of danger, don’t fuck with them and they’ll leave you alone. Plus, if you get bitten, free healthcare will fix up an antivenom.
The animals you really need to be careful of are the birds. Cunts get aggressive if you get close to their nests. You don’t wanna get swooped by the smoothbrained plover, they’ve got these spikes on their wings and they’ll try to clip you with it, even if it means breaking it’s own wing in the process.
Australians don’t need even more snakes in their dreams
A true Aussie knows the delicate ecosystem which conspires to kill them at any moment is in fact, harmonious.
We let the fastest spiders live inside, because they’re great for killing other pests.
Snakes are mostly a non issue in terms of danger, don’t fuck with them and they’ll leave you alone. Plus, if you get bitten, free healthcare will fix up an antivenom.
The animals you really need to be careful of are the birds. Cunts get aggressive if you get close to their nests. You don’t wanna get swooped by the smoothbrained plover, they’ve got these spikes on their wings and they’ll try to clip you with it, even if it means breaking it’s own wing in the process.
Seriously moronic birds. I fucking hate plovers.