🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agoAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square90fedilinkarrow-up1748arrow-down152
arrow-up1696arrow-down1imageAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agomessage-square90fedilink
minus-squareOsrsNeedsF2Plinkfedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down3·5 months agoAnyone else expected this to… go somewhere? Like have an outcome?
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up165arrow-down1·5 months agolack of a conclusion makes it more likely to be true. Fiction usually has a conclusion, life usually doesn’t
minus-squareHupf@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down1·5 months agoLife always has a conclusion 💀
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·5 months agoEh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up18·edit-25 months agoBased on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agothat’s the one guaranteed one we have!
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoI AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·5 months ago open the door get on the floor everybody do the dinosaur that better?
minus-squareRavenFellBlade@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoWalk. You walk the dinosaur.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agostories presented here should not be interpreted as fact. only a fool would take them for the truth
Anyone else expected this to… go somewhere? Like have an outcome?
lack of a conclusion makes it more likely to be true. Fiction usually has a conclusion, life usually doesn’t
Life always has a conclusion 💀
Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
So far so good.
that’s the one guaranteed one we have!
Death and taxes, womp womp
I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.
that better?
Much better
Walk. You walk the dinosaur.
stories presented here should not be interpreted as fact. only a fool would take them for the truth