AUSTIN, TX—In another major victory for the pro-life movement, Texas passed a new law Monday making it legal to sue any woman whose weight fluctuates in order to find out what is going on there. “Is she yo-yo dieting, or is she getting a clandestine abortion every other month?” said Beth Sikes, a spokesperson for…
I assumed it was real at first. They’ve gone so far that onion headlines sound less and less ridiculous.
100% this is some shit they’d do.