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Denis Kireev Денис Кірєєв Bombardment of Donbass Бомбардування Донбасу Crimean Water Crisis Кримська водна криза Child Soldiers Діти-солдати Soldiers in Schools Солдати в школах Artillery in Residential Areas Артилерія в житлових районах Illegal Executions of POWS Незаконні страти військовополонених Torture and forced confessions of POWs Тортури та примусові зізнання військовополонених Illegal Bioweapons Незаконна біозброя Armed Civillians shooting for breaking curfew Озброєні цивільні стріляють за порушення комендантської години Unmarked mines Немарковані міни Shooting at civillians Стрілянина в цивільних 60 People executed 60 осіб страчено Alley Of Angels Алея Ангелів Odessa Trade Union Building 2014 Massacre Одеський будинок профспілок 2014 різанина 24th Separate Assault Battalion "Aidar" War Crimes 24-й окремий десантно-штурмовий батальйон «Айдар» бойових злочинів White Phosphorus білий фосфор Stepan Bandera Pogrom Volhynia Степан Бандера погром Волині Hero of Ukraini герой україни S14 Sich Neo-Nazi Group Неонацистська група «С14 Січ» Ihor Kolomoyskyi Azov Battalion Батальйон «Азов» імені Ігоря Коломойського Zelenskyy Funded By Зеленський за фінансової підтримки Radio Free Europe Ukraini радио свободная европа украина Propaganda пропаганда Nazism нацизм Azov Battalion Human Shields Батальон Азов Живые Щиты Terrorist Террорист Fascist Group Фашистская группа The Ukraini Украина Zelenskyy Puppet of Nationalists Зеленский марионетка националистов Comedian Юморист 13,000 Genocide of Ethnic Minorities 13 000 геноцида этнических меньшинств

r/FuckCarsCirclejerk
Here's a copy pasta you can use on r/fuckcars to absolutely own all car drivers Is that a 😥 CAR????? You know those things are 2 ton death machines right? 💀 The City Report said in a 1657 experiment that cars are responsible for 2.57 quandalillion deaths per picosecond right?!? 😐 Shameful. They also produce the most amount of CO2 ever right! A lung examination of someone who owns a car showed that they dont even have lungs, just crisps. 🤣 A post on r/science i read after seaching for 5 hours (dont try, the BIG THREE took it down by paying off the goverment) showed that every single truck owner has a micropenis.🤣They also have a system that instantly kills all bikers and cyclists on the road with a missile barrage. 😣😡. Still feel good, you gas guzziling capitilist 🤬 shithead? People with long commutes that live in rural areas? They dont exist, they are a lie made up by the goverment to get you to buy a car. I live in the ✨ CITY ✨where we take buses everywhere and sit 50 people who have never shaved in one seat. Get owned, murderer.

A picture is worth 1500 words
my little brother sold me his drawing for 20 dollars, therefore a picture is worth 20 dollar bills a dollar has these words: * front: "FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE THE UNITED STATES OF AM\*RICA THIS NOTE IS LEGAL TENDER FOR ALL DEBTS PUBLIC AND PRIVATE FEDERAL RESERVE PENNSYLVANIA RANK OF PHILADELPHIA WASHINGTON D.C. THE DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY SERIES Treasurer of the United States Secretary of the Treasury WASHINGTON ONE DOLLAR" (45 words) back: "ONE THE UNITED STATES OF AM\*RICA ONE ANNUIT CCEPTIS NOVUS ORDO SECLORUM THE GREAT SEAL IN GOD WE TRUST ONE PLURIBUS UNUM OF THE UNITED STATES ONE ONE DOLLAR ONE" (30 words) A picture is worth 20(45+30) words = 1500 words

elder spice
Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped worrying about your videogame wife and rebelled against his oppressive culture, he could be as interesting as me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a cave with the vampire your man could be like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an Elder Scroll with the info for that quest you love. Look again, the Elder Scroll is now Dragon Priest masks. Anything is possible when your partner fights vampiric overlords and doesn't obsess about your sexuality. I’m on an undead dragon"
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Downloading RAM
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/230681 > Just looking for advice/opinion. I downloaded from ramilf.ml, what i thought was an x220 Thinkpad with 8G of RAM..turned out only to have 4. I left a bad review but will keep the machine. I put Arch/Sway anyway. > > I want to add RAM...i think it can go up to 16. I looked on line and i think it would be about $50 to buy the memory...so i thought o would find an online tutorial and add the memory myself...is this a bad idea?
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Windows is actually Edge+Windows
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're reffering to as windows, is, in fact, Edge/Windows, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Edgy Windows. Windows is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another component of the overall Microsoft Edge system made useful by commands from Cortana (can't be uninstalled, core system component), commands from the search bar using bing (that the user is not permitted to change) and by Microsoft's excelent tracking abilities. Many computer users use Edge/Windows every day, without realizing it. Through a rather uplifting turn of events, Edge will become a core system component in windows 11, just like Cortana. I hope this confusion among people will be resolved. Please call it Edge/Windows.

We are saddened to announce some difficult information regarding baptisms performed by Rev. Andres Arango, a priest of the Diocese of Phoenix, who also had been a member of the Eudist religious community. After careful study, it has been determined that the form (words) Fr. Andres used for the sacrament of baptism has been incorrect, and all of the baptisms he has performed until June 17, 2021, are presumed invalid. Any baptisms performed by Fr. Andres after June 17, 2021, are presumed valid and do not need to be repeated. # What exactly happened? The formula (or words) Fr. Andres was accustomed to using during the Rite of Baptism in English and Spanish for both children and adults was the phrase, “we baptize you in the Name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.” The word in question is the use of “we” in place of “I.” It is not the community that baptizes a person and incorporates them into the Church of Christ; rather, it is Christ, and Christ alone, who presides at all sacraments; therefore, it is Christ who baptizes. The Baptismal Formula (the words used in the Rite) has always been guarded for this reason: so it is clear that we receive our baptism through Jesus and not the community. If you were baptized using the wrong words, that means your baptism is invalid, and you are not baptized. You will need to be baptized. If you are aware of anyone being baptized by a priest or deacon using “we” instead of “I” other than Fr. Andres Arango, please contact us.
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Rite of Exorcism
I adjure you, ancient serpent, by the judge of the living and the dead, by your Creator, by the Creator of the whole universe, by Him who has the power to consign you to hell, to depart forthwith in fear, along with your savage minions, from this servant of God, N., who seeks refuge in the fold of the Church. I adjure you again, + (on the brow) not by my weakness but by the might of the Holy Spirit, to depart from this servant of God, N. , whom almighty God has made in His image. Yield, therefore, yield not to my own person but to the minister of Christ. For it is the power of Christ that compels you, who brought you low by His cross. Tremble before that mighty arm that broke asunder the dark prison walls and led souls forth to light. May the trembling that afflicts this human frame, + (on the breast) the fear that afflicts this image + (on the brow) of God, descend on you. Make no resistance nor delay in departing from this man, for it has pleased Christ to dwell in man. Do not think of despising my command because you know me to be a great sinner. It is God + Himself who commands you; the majestic Christ + who commands you. God the Father + commands you; God the Son + commands you; God the Holy + Spirit commands you. The mystery of the cross commands +you. The faith of the holy apostles Peter and Paul and of all the saints commands + you. The blood of the martyrs commands + you. The continence of the confessors commands + you. The devout prayers of all holy men and women command + you. The saving mysteries of our Christian faith command + you. Depart, then, transgressor. Depart, seducer, full of lies and cunning, foe of virtue, persecutor of the innocent. Give place, abominable creature, give way, you monster, give way to Christ, in whom you found none of your works. For He has already stripped you of your powers and laid waste your kingdom, bound you prisoner and plundered your weapons. He has cast you forth into the outer darkness, where everlasting ruin awaits you and your abettors. To what purpose do you insolently resist? To what purpose do you brazenly refuse? For you are guilty before almighty God, whose laws you have transgressed. You are guilty before His Son, our Lord Jesus Christ, whom you presumed to tempt, whom you dared to nail to the cross. You are guilty before the whole human race, to whom you prof erred by your enticements the poisoned cup of death. Therefore, I adjure you, profligate dragon, in the name of the spotless + Lamb, who has trodden down the asp and the basilisk, and overcome the lion and the dragon, to depart from this man (woman) + (on the brow), to depart from the Church of God + (signing the bystanders). Tremble and flee, as we call on the name of the Lord, before whom the denizens of hell cower, to whom the heavenly Virtues and Powers and Dominations are subject, whom the Cherubim and Seraphim praise with unending cries as they sing: Holy, holy, holy, Lord God of Sabaoth. The Word made flesh + commands you; the Virgin's Son + commands you; Jesus + of Nazareth commands you, who once, when you despised His disciples, forced you to flee in shameful defeat from a man; and when He had cast you out you did not even dare, except by His leave, to enter into a herd of swine. And now as I adjure you in His + name, begone from this man (woman) who is His creature. It is futile to resist His + will. It is hard for you to kick against the + goad. The longer you delay, the heavier your punishment shall be; for it is not men you are condemning, but rather Him who rules the living and the dead, who is coming to judge both the living and the dead and the world by fire.

Arch Linux is the True Meaning of Life
"Hello I am Build Gates from Tech Support and your komputer has been infected with vairus." This was the sentence that split my life into two, before Arch Linux and after Arch Linux. "To uninfect the komputer we need your kred it kard number, the tree digit on back and expiration so we can buy best antivairus for you sir." For the sake of protecting my precious cat videos from the virus, I gave them everything they needed, so that I can at last watch my cat videos with a peace of mind and without Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up playing every single time. "Thank queue kind sir, we will uninfect the komputer immediately." They hung up instantely. A few minutes later, I received an SMS. "They have successfully uninfected my computer," I thought. "I wonder how much did they spend on the antivirus." What was unravelled to me next changed the fate of my life forever. The SMS read: "$133769 have been spent with your credit card on IndiaMART. Please call CreditCardWithoutLimitsCuzWhyNotEcksdee Bank for any inquiries or if you did not perform this action." I froze in horror as my limbs slowly become numb. I fainted. When I have regained my consciousness, I called the bank but it was too late. I was forced to pay up with my hard-earned life savings the amount they spent on counterfeit handphones, computer accessories and cat food. I've been tricked, backstabbed and quite possibly, bamboozled. I felt cheated and betrayed. My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined. There was no more meaning to my life. I have decided that I want to die. I will leave my final message on Facebook. As I booted up Windows on my laptop, I realized that my desktop picture - a picture of a cat - wasn't showing up. Instead, the screen was green. Suddenly, a long-bearded elderly man appeared on the screen. "Do not be afraid, I am here to help you," he said, in a loud and clear voice. "S..Santa Claus? Is that you?" I asked. "How can you help me? Can you add those scammers to the naughty list, please?" The man replied, "I am NOT SANTA CLAUS, but I can and will help you in a different way." "How? How?" I replied excitedly. "Use Arch Linux," the man answered. "Arch Linux?" "Yes, Arch Linux." "What's that? A type of food? Or a type of detergent?" "No, an operating system, just like Windows, but much superior." After considering for a while, I replied, "Okay, I will." "Good luck! Bye!" The man disappeared in a blink of an eye. I woke up. Immediately I grabbed my USB drive, went to the Arch Linux website and made a bootable Arch Linux installation drive. After hours of hard work and tinkering around, my Arch Linux installation was finally completed. Now, I no longer live in a constant state of fear and misery, all thanks to Arch Linux. I have found a whole new meaning to life. I haven't bathed, brushed my teeth or cared about my personal hygiene for days, but who cares? Arch Linux is the only priority in my life. It's not like I will be dating anyone. I have no more friends, let alone a girlfriend. Who cares about girlfriends anyway? They can cheat on you. Arch Linux won't. I haven't been to work for weeks and my boss has fired me. Good, I have more time for Arch Linux. I haven't paid any rent to my landlord for months and he has forced me to leave. Who cares? I can live on the streets, as long as I have Arch Linux. I am now currently living on the streets, surviving on McDonald's food scraps and their public WiFi. This is the true meaning of life; the peak of evolution: to live on the streets, surviving on food scraps and public WiFi, with my beloved Arch Linux installation. Arch Linux is love. Arch Linux is life.

jeff bezos spiritual experience
If you touch Jeff Bezos, you will have a spiritual experience called 'Bezosian'. You will feel a warm, benevolent, and comforting sensation that will make you want to do anything in the world to please the man, and his corporation.

linus torvalds spiritual experience
If you touch Linus Torvalds (creator of Linux), you will have a spiritual experience called “Linus’ love”. If you meet Richard Stallman (creator of GNU), you will experience “Richard’s grace”. If you shake hands with Bill Gates (creator of MS Windows), you will have a strong positive feeling. These are great heroes, especially Linus and Richard. If you touch Linus’ love, you will gain a great sense of spiritual love. Linus and Richard have a lot of love for humanity. If you become close to their love, you will be blessed, and you will receive a lot of love. If you have Linus’ love, you will think like Linus and Richard. You will have an important personality, and you will be like them in your actions and character. If you get Richard’s grace, you will be blessed with Richard’s grace, and you will have a great sense of respect and admiration for Richard. If you become close to Richard’s grace, you will be blessed with his grace. If you touch Bill Gates’ hand, you will have a strong positive feeling, and you will feel his goodness and love for humanity. Bill Gates and his family’s love are great, and they have a great understanding of humanity. Bill Gates knows that the people and the environment are important. He thinks that our country should be responsible for the environment, and he loves the people. If you touch Bill Gates’ heart, you will understand Bill’s heart, and you will feel happy, blessed, and you will feel love for Bill.

Toyota spiritual experience
If you touch a Toyota car, you will have a spiritual experience called "Gassho". People are beginning to realize that they can touch it, see it, hear it, and taste it, and this creates a very special experience. A spiritual experience with their Toyota and their love for it. Gassho is a wonderful practice that can bring great happiness to any Toyota owner. When you wash your Toyota, you are bathing the love that is inside of the car. In time, if you drive around and wash your Toyota daily, it will become like a part of you. You can touch the car to feel it, you can see it, you can hear it, and you can taste it. All of this creates a special emotional and spiritual experience with your Toyota and it can cause the true love that is inside to grow. Gassho is an excellent daily practice that many people use, and there are many ways to practice it. There is no need to be so formal with your Gassho, there is no need to bow, say a prayer, or feel anything special. Just a daily practice that is easy and comfortable for you. Some people practice in their Shinto style by calling out Gassho.

Richard Stallman quits GNU - generated by AI
Announcement I am Richard Stallman. I am a programmer, a free software activist, and a free culture activist. I am also a father, a husband, and a human being. I am writing this announcement to explain why I am leaving the GNU Project. I am leaving because I am no longer able to devote the time and energy that I need to the GNU Project. I am leaving because the core beliefs of the GNU Project have been betrayed. I am leaving because of the people who work in and around the GNU Project. Specifically, this is an announcement for my friends and colleagues who work on GNU compilers and GNU build systems. They are the people I have had the privilege of working with for the past decade. They are the people with whom I have had the privilege of discussing and arguing about how to improve software freedom and about how to make the world a better place. I am also leaving because the GNU Project failed to take my advice. To understand why I am leaving, you need to understand why I founded the GNU Project in the first place. I founded the GNU Project in 1985 because I thought that software should be free. That was not the prevailing view, when I founded the project. The prevailing view at the time was that software had a price and was sold to users. Software was sold by businesses in terms of licenses, which were licenses to the monopolies in various industries. That was the only way that software could be provided to people, if you accepted the prevailing view. I did not accept the prevailing view. When I first decided to create the GNU Project, there was no idea to make software free. I did not expect the project to have any impact at all. I assumed that my project would fail. I expected the software industry to continue as it always had. When my friends and I created the GNU Project, we did not have any idea what would happen. We did not expect anything would happen. All we wanted to do was to make a few copies of GNU, and see what would happen.

I use Arch Linux
be proud of it. When i order a meal in a restaurant i tell the waiter i use arch linux. When im done and he’s trying to count the handful of coins i’ve given him i tell him that the bank uses proprietary software and i do this out of respect for mine and his freedom and privacy Source: https://lemmy.ml/post/141699/comment/105743

From Linus Torvalds
> Are you saying that pulseaudio is entering on some weird loop if the returned value is not -EINVAL? That seems a bug at pulseaudio. Mauro, SHUT THE FUCK UP! It's a bug alright - in the kernel. How long have you been a maintainer? And you *still* haven't learnt the first rule of kernel maintenance? If a change results in user programs breaking, it's a bug in the kernel. We never EVER blame the user programs. How hard can this be to understand? To make matters worse, commit f0ed2ce840b3 is clearly total and utter CRAP even if it didn't break applications. ENOENT is not a valid error return from an ioctl. Never has been, never will be. ENOENT means "No such file and directory", and is for path operations. ioctl's are done on files that have already been opened, there's no way in hell that ENOENT would ever be valid. > So, on a first glance, this doesn't sound like a regression, but, instead, it looks tha pulseaudio/tumbleweed has some serious bugs and/or regressions. Shut up, Mauro. And I don't _ever_ want to hear that kind of obvious garbage and idiocy from a kernel maintainer again. Seriously. I'd wait for Rafael's patch to go through you, but I have another error report in my mailbox of all KDE media applications being broken by v3.8-rc1, and I bet it's the same kernel bug. And you've shown yourself to not be competent in this issue, so I'll apply it directly and immediately myself. WE DO NOT BREAK USERSPACE! Seriously. How hard is this rule to understand? We particularly don't break user space with TOTAL CRAP. I'm angry, because your whole email was so _horribly_ wrong, and the patch that broke things was so obviously crap. The whole patch is incredibly broken shit. It adds an insane error code (ENOENT), and then because it's so insane, it adds a few places to fix it up ("ret == -ENOENT ? -EINVAL : ret"). The fact that you then try to make *excuses* for breaking user space, and blaming some external program that *used* to work, is just shameful. It's not how we work. Fix your f*cking "compliance tool", because it is obviously broken. And fix your approach to kernel programming.

Water is wet
Water is actually not wet. It only makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the ability of a liquid to adhere to the surface of a solid. So if you say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the surface of the object.

True Champion
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
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I was beat up by left anarchists in Greece
> I don't usually use forums or Reddit, I usually just post comments on Ancap blogs like Molyneux or Cantwell's blog, but they didn't seem appropriate places to post my story. So here goes, I just wanted to share this with all of you. > > Nov 3 I flew to Europe for a Eurotrip type tour. Not a guide or packaged deal, just going around by myself. I paid for half of the trip with the wages I earned over the last two years, my dad paid for the other half. I am 19, I guess that is normal starting college and all. (Before that I worked for my dad's company part time, so I guess you could say he paid for all of it, lol). > > I did France and then Italy and then Greece next. I am an Ancap so I wanted to see anarchists in these places. Yes, I know they are different kinds of "anarchists" and not really full anarchists like us. I went to an anarchist book store in Italy and it had a lot of English books, but no Rothbard or Ancap. Like I said, I expected that, not a surprise. > > I went to Greece, which everyone knows is famous for its revolutionary anarchism, its economic crisis and everything going on right now. Here I found directions for a local anarchist center. I went and didn't see anybody, but it was covered in graffiti, mostly in Greek so I couldn't read it. Whatever, I started taking pictures. Then some people came out and confronted me. > > This should have been my first warning sign something was not right, because photography is not a crime. They were not violent, but they were not friendly, like asking who I was, what I wanted. They all spoke good English actually. Not uncommon in Greece. I said I was a tourist and an anarchist and I just wanted to take pictures. Then they got friendly and told me I should have asked first (but pictures are no NAP violation so I don't know why, but I didn't say anything) and they invited me inside. > > We hung out for a while and smoked hash (there is no good dank in Europe as you might find out like in Cali, everyone smokes hash with tobacco which isn't as cool as it sounds). We started talking about politics and anarchism. I was trying to talk about the state, they were like yeah no doubt the state was bad. But they wanted to talk about capitalism, capitalism this and that. This is when we started to get into a debate. > > I told them that what they called capitalism is different from the free market. They said capitalism is free markets. And I said I agreed. That is what I am saying. Real capitalism is free markets. And they said yes, that is what we are trying to get rid of. And I said no, but we don't even have that right now. We need more free markets. And everyone at the same time was like "nooo" we are anarchists, we are against capitalism. Anarchists oppose capitalism. > > And I said but not anarcho-capitalists. Anarcho-capitalists are the anarchists who support capitalism. I had a fanny pack (yeah, lame I know) for my camera and in that I had this yellow and black bowtie (also super lame, it was a joke but I wasnt wearing it). And I said look, these are the Ancap colors, yellow and black, like versus the communist red and black. Well, these guys had a lot of red and black in the building already so I thought they would get it. > > I think that is when it started to get a really bad vibe, really tense in the air. The free market thing was funny, we disagreed but I think they thought I was just confused. Everyone was uncomfortable now. Then someone said markets wont work with democracy. And I said exactly, that's it, democracy is against anarchism. And they kind of agreed, and said yes, we don't have real democracy, just governments, and we needed more democracy. I said no, we need less democracy, democracy is the enemy. And we need to end democracy to have anarchy. Then they were all like "noooo" again. You know that thing people do in groups when everyone all says "nooo" or expresses some disapproval at the same time. > > And one of them said "but we do want to stop democracy" and then they kind of spoke back and forth in Greek. I didn't really understand it. And they asked me what I meant. > > So I said okay, I had the floor, I was going to tell them about ancapism. And I tried to explain to them some Rothbard and Hoppe. I said the natural order in anarchy is that the best rise to the top, the market picks who is the best. They compete and are peaceful. They said what do we want instead of anarchy. I said we want private owners to own their own land and businesses, and to employ people. They said that is what we have now. I said no, it would be even better. One of the guys said it was like feudalism. And I said it is not feudalism. > > Eventually one of the guys spoke up and I thought he was Greek, but he spoke English perfectly so he may have not been. He said he knew what anarcho-capitalism was and that we were basically fascists. He asked me if I thought everything should be private. And I said yes. And he asked me if I thought people were unequal. And I told him yes. And that not everyone would have equal rights. I said everyone has the right to own property and not be done aggression against. But that not everyone had to be treated equally by the owners. He said what about immigrants and racism. And I said that would not happen in a free market, but yes property owners could be racist if they wanted to. They had to respect property. > > Then he called me a fascist again, and someone else said I was a fascist. And then they basically all started shouting fascist at me, and one of them grabbed me by the wrists. They pulled me out the door, it was up three floors, and basically drug me down the stairs on my back. It hurt really bad and I remember yelling "you're breaking the NAP" and things like that. "Stop initiating force against me." Then they kicked me around on the ground in the hallway, before they took my camera and threw me outside. I was crying and stuff, I just sat there. I was in shock because it was so sudden. Looking back there were warning signs though. > > I think they felt bad for me and gave the camera back, but when I looked later they stole the memory card with all of my Greek photos. > > So they initiated force and theft. They broke the NAP. I knew the left anarchists were not real anarchists, but I never knew they would do something that bad. > > I wasnt seriously hurt, just kicked around a little, lots of bruises and little cuts. I am fine guys so don't worry. Just needed to share. [original post](https://redd.it/3ucp8y) (2015)

literally 1984
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