This is hilarious, I’d like to see more of this.

I can see it now: Mario comes under fire after users dig up some koopaphobic tweets from 10 years ago.

Ah, this comment makes much more sense now.

I think you’d be better off using Mull instead.

Date: October 10, 2024

Re: Copyright Infringement

Dear @Otter@lemmy.ca,

It has been established that you have been using Super Smash Bros., Mario Kart, and Kirby (the “Work”) without our permission, which is a copyrighted work under law.

We discovered unlawful usage of our work at https://sh.itjust.works/post/26398556 .

As a result, we demand that you immediately remove the content and halt any additional infringements of our Work, including any other infringements, or you may face legal action and consequent statutory damages.

A lawsuit will be filed against you if you do not stop using the aforementioned copyrighted content.

Furthermore, we demand that you immediately stop using and distributing all infringing works derived from the Work, as well as all copies, including electronic copies, of same, that you deliver to us, if applicable, all unused, undistributed copies of same, or destroy or delete such copies immediately, and that you refrain from future infringements of our rights.

If we do not get an affirmative answer from you by November 9, 2024 confirming that you have completely complied with these requirements, we shall initiate legal action against you to address the matter.

Sincerely,

Nintendo of America, Inc.

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I have some sad news.

Thank you for your continued perseverance.

Had no idea that our friend Blaze was a Fediverse missionary!

@Blaze@sopuli.xyz

They keep talking about it being a new age of AI and how it’s going to change the world but it’s only made the internet a worse place and changed nothing or made things worse.

Just like with crypto and NFTs.

“You should know that 9 out of 10 people who undergo this surgery will die. But don’t worry, the last 9 people who took this surgery all died, so you’re in the clear!”

/c/CommunitiesTakenLiterally?

Don’t underestimate Minion-mania. Despicable Me 4 is currently the third-highest grossing film of 2024 at $958 million.

But what if one day five years from now you need to move 20 refrigerators at midnight and all the trains suddenly break down?

/s

Are there enough incels who are willing to pay for Joker merch?

The hiearchy of power in the British Royal Family is about to change.

“B” grade.

I always thought Harley was DC’s Deadpool.

Cuz it’s so dark and edgy lol!!!1!!

You monster.

Think of all the shareholders that won’t be getting a slightly bigger return on their investment because you didn’t buy two consoles!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ransomware