Honestly, that one’s pretty good. Three in the back seat and one in the passenger seat and they all get to play locally-networked riichi on long road trips.
Sorry, driver, no room for a fifth.
(Source: once landed daisangen while riding removed)
i’m a turtle
Honestly, that one’s pretty good. Three in the back seat and one in the passenger seat and they all get to play locally-networked riichi on long road trips.
Sorry, driver, no room for a fifth.
(Source: once landed daisangen while riding removed)
The Bar is a physical piece of furniture, a low fence or wall with a gate in it, separating the audience from the court proceedings. Becoming a lawyer is “being admitted to the Bar” so you can be on the other side of it and practice law.
Not even John Goodman could pass the Barr exam.
I think it’ll have to be the LX-III, been playing through Porgy again.
“She skewers you.”
“We’re getting skewered again? Doesn’t she, y’know, ever change this up?”
“‘Fraid not. Stabby implements of various sorts are the focus of this love story. Anyway. Skewered. You.”
And here I thought my English was pretty good, and I thought you just made this up!
Measuring games by weight? Neat.
gekkering
I didn’t even question that this is the verb a fox would use to laugh with.
March of the Dreadnoughts, from Final Fantasy XIII!
https://youtu.be/VZw9O0julsA?si=5CAsmLXxJLI-AmgZ
I think it’s my favorite instrumental piece of music.
Portland’s done it too. If you want plastic bags, they’re big and reusable and fairly expensive. Paper is really the only option at most places now. That said, I really wanna see the reusable cheap plastic ones banned, cause no one really reuses them.
Fuck, that’s funnier than it has any right to be, great work.
Submitting to the Journal of Useful Bullshit.
Some fancy academic website will charge us $40 to read our own work and we won’t get paid.
Yup, he’s doublethinking the suspension of disbelief again:
The cartoon was intended to be an exercise in silliness. While I have never met a cow who could make tools, I felt sure that if I did, they (the tools) would lack something in sophistication and resemble the sorry specimens shown in this cartoon.
I mean, I have never had the thought “dogs don’t visit psychiatrists,” but I also subconsciously internalize the rules of whatever world I’m suspending disbelief in. If dogs are talking and spending money in capitalism in this world, why the hell wouldn’t they also seek therapy?
And Gary seems like no matter what arbitrary world is created, he thinks about it in terms of this world we live in, seemingly an inability to suspend disbelief, and then somehow conjectures the world anyway.
This clash of concepts and reasoning amounted to Cow Tools, in the end.
This thing’s so good.
Personal favorites include Campanella 2, Magic Garden, and Attactics.
Yeah but she’s a garbage human being.
This was the second act of Shion Sono’s movie “Tag,” yeah?
“The Savage Mouth” by Komatsu Sakyou, which involves
A man eating himself in a locked hotel room and relishing every bite. Very body horror, much terrifying, cops rule it a homicide
Or “Cogwheels” by Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, which
ends abruptly with the author’s real-world suicide. Story is the thinnest veneer of fiction, and at some point I think he just stopped writing a story and was trying therapy on a page, then gave the fuck up on everything.
I usually spend my time in MahjongDS, played through Delta on my phone. However, despite it being a really good mahjong game, it’s in Japanese only.