Rogan humps stools. That’s totally different! /s

Keep an eye on those orange mushrooms growing on that tree. They could be Chicken of the Woods.

Technically, necromancers give the gift of undeath.

Resistance is useless!

That’s definitely the clock next to the library on University of Oklahoma’s campus.

According to the article Matt Binder wrote (https://www.disruptionist.com/p/elon-musk-takes-america-x-handle), the @america handle hadn’t posted since May of 2020. So, they didn’t stick around. They just never deleted the account.

Yeah, if any kid’s parents have monitoring software on the phone, that will burn battery power even when the screen is off.

During my adolescence, MTV played music videos. Although they had started “Real World” and “Road Rules.”

A weirdo on the social media site formerly known as Twitter. He’s not allowed on TV anymore.

Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead. So does that mean he was a lich before the crucifixion?

Your GEN-A-TELL-EEYA!

I’ve had two LG phones that had a fingerprint sensor/power button on the backside of the phone. I miss that arrangement. The button/sensor was way more ergonomic. My index finger would naturally end up in that spot when I pick up the phone. I find the screen fingerprint readers are more awkward and less reliable, especially once you add a screen protector. Unfortunately, LG got out of the smartphone business. Just because a feature is newer tech doesn’t mean it is better.

Just get a Detroit Electric Model 82.

Ha. I didn’t even notice. I think my phone autocorrected.

As much as I enjoyed reading all of the Song of Ice and Fire books, I feel like it was a waste of time. There were so many characters and storylines that I became invested in. We will probably never know how those stories will be resolved.

I’ve heard that it is not uncommon for men to get erections during or after battle due to adrenaline and increase in blood pressure. I can imagine that this might be very uncomfortable in a full suit of armor. Maybe these enlarged cad pieces were an attempt to address that.

My French door fridge is wider than a standard single door fridge. If I had a single door fridge, I would not be able to open the door all of the way because of limited space in front of the fridge. I don’t think any style is superior to another. There are just better styles for space and arraignment of your kitchen.

“I think often times the judicial division gets kind of the label of it’s safe because we’re serving papers. There’s nothing safe about judicial. You are dealing with people’s emotions each and every day,” explained Sheriff Johnson III.

The sheriff seems to care more about the safety of his deputies than the morality of dragging elderly people out of their home.

He does acknowledge that they are ousting someone from their home. But it is only brought up to reinforce the statement about safety.

“You’re taking someone’s home away. That’s their last stand like that. I can tell you the first time I bought my first piece of property, how proud I was to be a homeowner. That is the American dream. And you’re taking that away from somebody. You talk about a world of emotion. [I’m] extremely proud of our deputies because we really go above and beyond to try to help our citizens along the way.”

You don’t even have to read the article. Just click the link. The first bullet point of the summary states:

United Airlines flight from San Francisco to Paris faced engine issues, diverting to Denver and canceling onward flights.

If we can terraform another planet, we can just terraform Earth instead.