that’d be an issue, though nukes are pretty indiscriminate, and wizarding folk generally live among muggles, not in one isolated wizard country, which limits their usefulness. they can’t exactly nuke london without destroying diagon alley, and vice versa. plus, you need to know your destination pretty well to apparate, so there’d need to be some more involved infiltration beforehand.

when i saw the headline, i briefly confused ‘sea shephard’ and ‘sea org’, and got a li’l hyped, ngl.

trickle down boopenom… fuck everyone already made the same joke.

of course muggles would win a war against wizarding folk, that is why they made the international statue of secrecy (also cause jkr is a hack who never wants to bother extrapolating from the consequences of her own worldbuilding)

no, he’a dead. throat cancer.

agreed. my grandma used to have a big ol’ tree in her front yard, but it had to get cut down. it didn’t die though, and thanks to this unintentional coppicing, it is now an enormous bush. my grandma is very proud of her bush.

Al Capone

pretty sure my uncle got put away for felonies ages ago.

i think you might be a bit colorblind, comrade, or else have environmental or technical issues making them less distinct on your device. 2025 is orange, like norway. 2040 is is pink, like india.

it looks like a tree and quacks like a tree though.

pretty sure other people have been convicted of crimes before. he is fantastically old though. maybe he got sent to juvie back in his childhood hometown of Bedrock and was the first convicted criminal!

Nobody ever said less capable than Trump.

one nit to pick: i assure you, a lot of people harping on about biden’s ‘mental decline’ do in fact think trump is more capable, or at the very least are happy to claim to believe so. you’re clearly not one of them, but they exist in droves.

and if bernie had been elected, i suspect they’d make the same claims regardless of evidence to the contrary.

jeff bezos personally came to my apartment, punched me in the face, and stole the remote to my vibrating butt plug, and now he has power over my butt.

yep, which is why i said more than 75 years ago. he’d’ve had to have coined it prior to the publication of that article.

you are correct. the character’s shirt reads “mi olin e siki”, which roughly means “i love circles”. so, naturally, he is delighted to see the circle, but upset to see the square.

i don’t think he coined that one, though he is terrifically old, so maybe he did 75 plus years ago, idk. i’m sure he would happily take credit for it if it got people to pay attention to him.

fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool me, and i’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.

i’m guessing that whole paragraph is meant to be antisemitic dogwhistles. if by “deep state”, he doesn’t mean jewish people, he’d do well to speak more plainly.

i support and oppose many things, but not enough to engage with your clickbait.

i know this is hella late, but personally, i’d probably have the modification impact the speed/daily travel distance, rather than the inventory capacity. it’s heavier, but it’s not like its getting much smaller, and the solid walls and roof actually provide more space to strap loot to. as for cost, maybe a 25% to 50% increase to the base price, so using the ose tables, an extra 50 to 100 gp.