Always goes wrong at the dessert. Oh well, we’ll get it eventually

You removed!

I HATE YOU!

Teaching sand to think was a mistake.

She forgot to pay

Cut off one head and two more shall appear. Hail hydra!

I discovered this at work when I fat fingered Winkey + L. No work was done that day.

Fun fact, you can refill soda stream bottles with dry ice. Just make sure to measure with a scale

All their flavors are bangers. Much better than lacroix

I usually prefer straight citrus, but this one has grown on me

Like others, I used to hate it and drank a lot of soda. Now, I’ve dropped soda and love lacroix as an alternative. Although, there are better brands (Waterloo).

There are a few alternatives with minimal calories (5-10) that add fruit juice for a bit more punch. Works really well for grapefruit in particular

Oops I did it again.

Oh my god! I bet she’s on one of those disgusting porn sites too! But which one? There are so many. Can someone point me in the right direction so I can make sure to blacklist it.

“A jury of your peers”. No not like that!

I need sleep. I read this as three numbers in an array and was curious why Santa split them over three days.

We’ll see once the verdict comes

This. If you really want an economical alternative, moissanite is a great option. Obviously not 1 for 1, but pretty damn close for jewelry.

My family’s junk drawer is stuff we use on a regular basis, but doesn’t require its own specific drawer. Pens, batteries, post it notes, Xbox 360.

“Superman!”