Bite my shiny metal ass

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Me in Halo 3

For clarification, the Women’s Grandmaster and International titles are conferred after a certain level of achievement overall in one’s career. There is no limit to the number of people who can have those titles. I feel like if you use a phrase like “world title holder” there’s an implication that such a world title is like “champion of whatever” and is only held by one person at a time (like a “World Champion(ship title)”).

Each of their speeds is constant, but different, and they’re walking in different directions.

What’s a country with 0?

why is there a salami in his gameboy

I’m still confused as to how the original guy came to the conclusion of 9. Like, what was he seeing incorrectly?

The set of all living humans is finite, so (if sexuality is totally ordered) there is a gayest human. Edit:though they may not necessarily be unique.

Would be pretty funny if they don’t donate and he starts backing green policies out of spite.

24 hour simultaneous rotations.

Great url by the way. Website.com/website?website=website couldn’t have named the parameters better

The first time I played DS1 I remember this guy took me forever, like at least 2 hours. I haven’t played in a while but I can’t remember the last time I even died to him.

#TBT to when a sizeable fraction of streamers/esports people originated in the StarCraft scene

Conversely, I can imagine a MAGA parent teaching their kid that “Trumped-up charges” refer to all the baseless charges those nasty lib DAs brought against him.

No me

The toilet paper math is one of those things I think “when I’m emperor these liars will be punished,” before going back to my sad existence as some guy

There’s an episode of this show where the frog principal says the word “cashews” with a unique intonation multiple times, and it plays in my head every time I hear someone say the word cashews.

It’s my understanding that “cheese food” is a technical term similar to “cheese product” but is actually worse than “cheese product”.

Wait, it’s a column called Bartleby about working more than you want to?