Huge fan of NOYB, if I were religious I would say they’re doing the Lord’s work.

This will get challenged.

You are my hero

What’s wrong with this? We use it at work. Telemetry is important for being able to see how your software is performing. In a distributed system, it also helps you identify areas where components are adversely impacting others. Having a standardized way to do this is immensely helpful.