Could be a cheap can opener, similar to the ones used in military ration packs. It is lacking the typical fold out sharp blade so perhaps not, or it’s been adapted from that tool by cutting the blade part off. Pic of the tool below

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All airports fly to Rome

Turns out it really does make you go blind!

One for each day of the week except God’s day, as He said “on the seventh day you must [give it a] rest”

If it plays music, it will play adverts

I thought so too before moving here, but there’s two cities, and a lot of empty space (in the north in particular) with lots of towns and villages, it’s not like Monaco or the Vatican City in that regard.

That being said, it’s still all very close together, you can drive from the northern most point to the south in about 1.5-2 hours.

The funniest thing I’ve learned about the geography is that there is a North/South divide where people from either don’t trust people from the other.

Schengen - the village in Luxembourg where the Schengen Agreement was signed. The population was 5196 in 2023 (appears to be the last census quoted on Wikipedia) and the “Schengen Area”, covered by the agreement represents 450m people.

Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schengen_Area

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By Diana L. Payne…

Caution CW: contains simulated road accident resulting in death - was considered safe for TV in the UK

https://youtu.be/mKHY69AFstE

I think OP was picturing a situation like this.

A Choose your own Adventure Rejection

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I’d never really thought about until now, but do Chinese (specifically mandarin speaking) 3 year olds use Ma in place of the English speaking equivalent of “why” (repeated ad nauseum until the adult being questioned snaps!)?

Ooooohhh…it’s a scythe

It’s either Nasal or Aural, and I’m actually not sure which would least worst

Had they not escaped they may have become the First Ministroni

I actually disagree with that, if I saw a larger gentleman wearing this I’d feel proud of him for owning his thing with self-depracating humour, and think it was funny, the same as I do here.

It’s Latin for “a person not welcome”

Thank you for sharing this. I’m going to try it out on my Italian friends :)

“Tell HR I want them to know it was me”

Yes, particularly as I get older the equipment doesn’t drain fully and needs a little help.

There’s a rhyme about it “no matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pants”, well I choose to wipe instead of relying on the absorbance of my pants or trousers (the original saying is American so means trousers really).