Ok, hear me out… Train station in the shape of a bald eagle with the covered track area leading out shaped like a gun penis for the eagle. The engine is shaped like a bullet, and the cars all have flames down the sides so it goes extra fast.
Ok, hear me out… Train station in the shape of a bald eagle with the covered track area leading out shaped like a gun penis for the eagle. The engine is shaped like a bullet, and the cars all have flames down the sides so it goes extra fast.
Hey, you’re right! I’m worth -$248,657.36 (yes, that’s a negative sign). Am not rich at all.
So if I have a pot on my back porch and I grow some basil in it, does that make me a farmer? Can I start shooting the delivery drivers who are bringing packages to my door?
Sounds like an easy claim that they didn’t deliver the package.
And offer them that sweet fresh-out-of-college salary
So if I jerk off on the firehouse steps can I claim I’m just using the Safe Harbor law?
They’ll increase hourly wages by $0.50/hour. … And decrease employee hours to 10 hours/week.
I have, for a long time, used the phrase “speaking of segues” to change the subject in a conversation.
Technically tips were originally given upfront to ensure good service, not after the fact.
Worse yet, it’s leaning left, and we all know that’s inaccurate.
Hey GreyTechnician, are you a good bot or an evil bot?
No straws In Minecraft
Instructions unclear…
09, 108, 1107, 11106, 111105
Religion is insanity.
Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers… People shoot up schools
Everyone loses their minds so someone gets naked.
I’ve genuinely never had that experience at Target. I can scan everything in my cart without once putting it in the bagging area and the self-checkouts at Target don’t give a shit.
Vacula. Because he sucks your… dust.
You know what they say, “I before V, except after C”. (Or something like that.)
Hey now! Bullets ain’t free.
“Her” could refer to AOC or Boebert. It is technically unclear.
Just replace the pronouns.
“Hi. Steve was wondering if Steve could go ahead and start Steve’s next project since Steve’s current project is now in review? Steve would be working with Kevin on Steve’s next project and Steve knows that Kevin is wrapping up Kevin’s project this week so Steve and Kevin could start next week”
Doesn’t that sound so much more professional? 🙄