I mean, I think California just tried something. New York, D.C., New Jersey, Illinois/Chicago, and some other places too.

Jr. came from egg.

Mine has worked fine for the past 4 years. What’s wrong with them?

I remember one of the tidbits I picked up from a psychology textbook was that people who were worse at knowing if their partner was lying were in happier relationships. Turns out that white lies are important.

I think the superhearing power is going to be different than you think. You can already hear your clothes rubbing against skin, the air conditioning blowing, etc. Your brain is pretty good at filtering those out. Now, the conversations will be more difficult, but think about your experiences at a party. Most of the time you can hear another group’s conversation if you listened and focused on them, but you can tune them out (most of the time, ignoring the cocktail party effect stuff for now). Unless you have focus issues already, it wouldn’t be a big deal. The issue would be the initial period where your brain has to learn what exactly to filter out. Right now, a rustle to my right would be a bad sign, and hearing a rat crawling through the wall would freak me out. After a few weeks though, I bet I’d have adjusted.

Insert: >Superman is actually a psychokinetic

Mmm, hours at the computer, creating all these demonic potions of alchemy +XXX.

Wait, there was a second movie?

Damn. You hit the nail on the head with that one. I don’t remember when I started referring to adults by their first names, but it was such an odd feeling. Now I call everyone from the 89 year old neighbor to the 9 year old across the street by their first name, and they’re okay with it, gack!

I mean, just my personal opinion, but abstinence does need to be taught as a co-curriculum with a large portion of relationship education (particularly what a good relationship is/has, and what a bad relationship looks like and how to leave it), and stoicism and some other philosophies that demonstrate how forgoing pleasure (for some things, for periods of time) can lead to better outcomes. I don’t want my kid thinking they need to refrain from sex because it’s somehow immoral, but I also don’t want them to jump into every ‘relationship’ that comes their way in school and start having sex with someone who is just using them for their genitals.

One round shouldn’t be that bad. This is a future feature the people will pay for!

/twerk_continuously

• Henry Kissinger bad!
• Henry Kissinger bad!
• Henry Kissinger was so bad, his death is pretty rad!

/end_twerk

I wish I knew more women and men who liked rock climbing. It’s so fucking flat here, and I can’t find anyone who wants to take vacations to go climb.

I’ve heard from several people who are in an older generation than I am about this, but it goes something like this: Date foreigners, and even better, if you can go to that country for a little while and find someone willing to be your wife there, marry them and bring them back.

It’s always been off-putting when someone can say things like that in an earnest manner.

And it was a hilarious one, with some funny subtext. The nature guy with a blowpipe shooting a redneck who was littering from a pickup truck? You can’t tell me that isn’t oddly reminiscent of some of today’s fuck cars stereotypes.

Hey, you can’t just point out my tiny ear canals like that! There are people that love how they feel!

I would hope every single high school graduate could remember the simple pictograph of how communication works:

• Person A has an idea -
• Person A encodes the idea and transmits it -
• Person B receives the transmission and decodes it -
• Person B has the idea-
• Reverse the process for feedback and confirmation of idea -

That encoding bit is pretty important…

But what’s wrong with crystal meth? It always helps me to focus when I’m trying to brush my teeth.

They finally got Hands?

Well, it’s anecdotal, but when I was earning <$30k a year, I wouldn’t go to a restaurant if I couldn’t get a good meal for less than $10, pre tip. I think I went to Applebee’s once, when they had an unlimited wing deal for ~$13, and that was a way to eat for two days in one meal.