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Cake day: July 12th, 2023

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  • “animal: evolves to run away from predators as a defense mechanism”

    humans: ayo, catch that shit and put it in circle with wood so they can’t leave, since, you know, they like to move. Also posts provide all their food and water and let them fuck to make more. Eat them with the evil plants.




  • I think what happens is that, meeting the average person, they are dumb fucks because they do things that annoy you. Therefore, if most people are like that, then that’s like a hundred IQ, and therefore you must be more than average.

    You must be more intelligent than everyone in the milk and eggs aisle of Kroger.

    You must be a better driver than everyone because they take too long to start going on a light turns green on a day that you’re busy and trying to cram a lot in.

    You must be more worldly and literate because you listened to some Isaac Asimov audiobooks.

    Etc.



  • An update from a previous Android version to a newer one borked the battery life. It’s been noticeably worse than when new. It has times when it just heats up because the CPU is going better, but the actual load is minimal.

    It’s done because this phone has battery saving features, like you can set it to only charge up to 80%. Over time the max battery life has taken a moderate hit. It’s not that it’s not tolerable, it’s just that I wanted to refresh. Also I kind of messed up my headphone jack, I thi k the ground contact broke, and I already ordered the replacement parts so I want that installed anyway, so I might as well put in a new battery.