Every time I’m reminded of the Duke of Wellington with a cone on his head I chuckle to myself. It’s so dumb. But so brilliant. If only he knew what his legacy would be.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-65914456

Armitage Shanks.

Always joke to my mates that I should have that tattooed backwards on my forehead after a night out.

Ever since I stopped using Reddit, my wife has been spending more time with me than her boyfriend

Shiiiiiiit. Why have I never thought of this before. It’s so simple it’s genius. Thanks

Sure, I’ll give my ID and personal details to Elon Musk. He seems like a perfectly rational adult. /s

I wish they’d put AI in me. I can sleep and turn on Auto Pilot mode while at work.

A hazard of the job… wow