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  • Gorvin@lemm.eetoMemes*Permanently Deleted*
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    9 months ago

    I used to do this when I was a kid. Then as I got older my body learned how to grab objects while still sleeping and throw them at the clock.

    That’s when I just got an alarm clock with a sound that would scare me half to death. Nothing wakes you up better than your heart rushing blood to your brain.





  • Gorvin@lemm.eetoMemesliterally no clue
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    9 months ago

    I prefer a garden full of grown weeds than a clean grass cutted one. If a weed can grow and prosper without me watering it once a day, I think they deserve the right to be there more than anything my father ever planted on his yard that would die without getting water for 3 days or too much rain water.


  • Gorvin@lemm.eetoMemesba dum tss
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    9 months ago

    It’s a bit weird that the US uses a measurement that was created in the time where people used their body parts for measurement.

    Like, the inch is around the size of a thumb, and a foot could be bigger or smaller depending of who measured.

    Still, it’s still used as a measurement that only a small fraction of the world still uses.



  • Gorvin@lemm.eetoMemesdon't know, don't care
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    9 months ago

    In the words of Jim Jeffries “If you disobeyed gods rules, why would Satan punish you? If anything, you’re one of his boys”.

    Since the bible was written by god’s people, it’s way too biased when saying God is good and the Devil is bad.

    Show me Lucifer’s side of the story and I bet he’s the more reasonable person.