I’m wondering what flavor the box is.

After Nurse Cullen, I’m sure that it is more than people would be comfortable with.

Drip some hydrogen peroxide into your ear while laying on your side. Wait 5 minutes (it feels amazing). Turn your head so it drips out onto a paper towel and allow it to drain completely. You will see how clean your ears really were. I only dry the ear with a swab mostly on the outside while it’s draining. Don’t do this more than once a year. It feels like a seltzery orgasm in your ears.

I’m wearing my ‘Wednesday’ underwear right now.

Jr. has never been right. How would he know?

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.

It definitely can remove self awareness.

It’s not a Lemon party without old dick.

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