STANFORD, CA—In a cutting-edge breakthrough for their field, psychologists at Stanford University confirmed Thursday they had trained a full-grown man to ask for help when he needed it. “After years of rigorous experimentation, we believe the test subject, whom we have named Buster, is finally capable of requesting…
That’s good for if you happen to get into your atomic discombobulator when a fly is in there and you come out being half a man with a fly’s head. I hate when that happens - back to the hyudraulic press again!!