• happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    11 months ago

    I like how it mirrors that Onion video where the next Call of Duty game involves staring at nothing on watch until a sniper kills you. If you join the marines, be prepared to stand unshaded in a desert saluting a pair of boots while the guy next to you flags you with an M4.