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Can confirm, getting an easy bake oven gave me an overwhelming urge to get railed in the ass.
That’s funny because I played with someones Barbie as a child and now I’m a submissive bottom. Maybe the straights were right after all.
Yeah I didn’t get one as a kid and now 1) I cook all the time and 2) am a top
A stove top I presume.
The only correct answer to that question is “Yes.”
This is nonsense, I got an easy bake and I’m only like 18% gay.
That’s good enough, let’s get you drunk.
Drunk people can’t consent.
Honey, it’s the oldest Karen Walker joke on the internet. I think they’ll be fine.
(And fun fact, I have not given consent while very drink when I was getting felt up by a guy I didn’t like. I guess I have that superpower.)
I had Hotwheels, action figures, nerf guns, beyblades. Still love me some dick.
Maybe i shoulda told my Patents it was because oft a lack of nerf guns
So what does Creepy Crawlers do? Asking for a friend
I went on a date with the only guy I knew as a kid that had one of those.
So, making bugs out of goo also makes you gay?
Poly
I wanted an easy bake oven when I was little. My parents wouldn’t get me one becuase it was “girly” or “gay” or something. I didn’t know that wanting to make food was gay.
But it’s OK, I’m now a happily married guy in his 40’s who rides his big motorcycle to the grocery store on weekends to get those few missing ingredients I need so I can cook for my wife and kid. Unless I’m making cookies, those seem to end up being eaten by the neighborhood kids, in addition to my wife and kid.
I had a creepy crawler oven. I think it was the same thing. You just made rubber bugs instead of muffins or whatever.
So you are saying that you are a closeted leather bear who uses a wife as a beard. /s
Daddy likes leather. Leather daddy?
Not… really. It’s easy. You see, I have a harley (with a modern water cooled engine) that I ride while wearing full protective gear instead of a leather vest. I’m straight but might not be all the way to one side of the ol’ kinsey scale. My wife isn’t my beard, we’re very affectionate amd obsessed with each other, in fact the one thing in my life I can be sure of is my relationship with her.
The real issue is probably the 'tism.
Easy Bake Ovens were awesome. I never had one, though. :/
Way to not be gay, loser.
Get an Air fryer, they are like the adult version.
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For my brother, it was definitely the Barbies
No son of mine will ever use a namby-pamby Easy Bake Oven. He’ll learn to bake using a proper oven like a real man.
