Hot take: Frosty did nothing wrong; the children traumatized themselves by dressing him only in a hat and scarf.
Hot take
Intended or not, nice pun 😁
Did they…. Did they kill him by removing the hat?
I don’t think removing the hat would kill him. It would probably just put him in a dormant state, from which he would wake up whenever they put the hat back on. They definitely 100% killed him by burning the hat though.
They definitely 100% killed him by burning the hat though.
They hope!
Easy fix, just make a snow woman!
Nah, you don’t want an introduced species to start breeding. Without any natural predators to keep them in check, their population would snowball out of control.
Without any natural predetors
Sir, may I introduce you to the little province called “The entire Sun”
Leaving rats in Antarctica didn’t populate the continent with cold resistant rodents. Not all introduced species become invasive.
I prefer Jess.
I was building on the previous comment as well as yours because I agree with your point. Just like how ice based species won’t take over warm areas, species adapted to warm environments wouldn’t take over the south pole if left there. They’d die before they could adapt or evolve.
Another potentially unintended but appreciated pun :)
‘Could you tell me one more time how you got frostbite on your penis?’
that’s how they figured out they’re not gay.
I don’t get it, why wasn’t the carrot on his face when he came to lif- oh. Never mind.
Traumatized orange so much he lost his pocket.
oh no nudity so traumatising
Snowballs will never be the same again.
