1.) Law to make me eternal king of the city.
2.) Law to mandate my exorbitant salary and discretionary fund.
3.) Law to stipulate the various details of my city-provided harem.

You guys suck at genies.

1. Progressive vacancy tax - the longer a commercial site sits empty, the more the tax is.
2. Abolish most residential height and density limits.
3. Rent control

1. If you buy it, live in it- no more commodification of homes.

2. zero tolerance driving policies that prioritize pedestrians and cyclists and blatantly discourage driving.

3. safe supply. Anything that was going to be disposed of in police evidence is to be tested and used to start the program. Can’t get people to a place where they want to be treated if they’re dead.

1. Property and income tax funded high speed internet available to all persons and businesses in city limits free of charge. Also, power, water, waste management, and any licensing and registration fees are all eliminated and they get funded by property and income taxes instead (also fees for public copiers at court houses, libraries, etc).

2. Sleeping in public is legal, sleeping in parked cars is legal, cars can’t be towed from the parking lots of businesses outside of the businesses’ operating hours, and no person can be denied use of a public bathroom (regardless of whether or not they purchased anything).

3. All businesses and public buildings will be made handicap accessible through city funded grants and fines for non compliant property owners, and rental property owners will be required to make any accessibility modifications a tenant might require.

A perpetual levy to keep the schools funded, and it floats with CPI or some other index to remain relevant.

Public oversight of police.
Outlaw police unions.
Ranked choice voting.

Free public transport, buildings/residences incur additional council rates when sitting empty, better permitting system for food trucks on public property.

1. Term Limits (Goodbye family-connected people who haven’t done shit in 20 years)
2. Church Is Now a Library (Goodbye assholes who expelled my friend’s fiance for cohabitation, while the minister cohabitated with his girlfriend)
3. Anticorruption (Certain people on the council rent their properties/sell things to the town at “market rates”)

No income properties for single family homes. Punishable by jail.

Companies will now have their minimum pay decided by majority vote for up to 70% of the previous year’s profit divided by the number of people employed and companies are decommissioned when they’re found to exploit people in large scale.

People have to give me specifically a blowjob on request. I mean universal basic income. That.

More bike lanes in the center, especially for long distances

More rail infrastructure in the outer parts, especially an outer ring by light rail or subway

Better funding for Schools and stuff

Is this lah lah land where I can pass any law I want locally without it being superseded by state or fed? Then

1.recreational pot is now legal with 32 plant homegrow limit

2. Psylocibin mushrooms are now legal and can be sold wherever alcohol, tobacco, and weed are sold including state run stores

3. HOAs are outlawed, you can now do whatever the fuck you like with your own properties and not pay yet another yearly fee to an at-best-incompentent-at-worst-malicious burocracy. I have to deal with enough of those already

No one eligible for social security can hold office.

• Mixed Zoning
• All streets/roads must have sidewalks and separated bike lanes
• UBI

1. Term limits, the same 3 families have been running my town for 40 years.
2. a bypass, we’re a very small town with a huge tourist industry, and the township refuses to approve a bypass because it would divert traffic away from the tourist trap, regardless of the fact that it takes half an hour to cross a town with a single traffic light.
3. investment of the tax money into the community. Again, we have a huge tourist industry and a shit ton of money comes into town from it, yet our roads are absolutely terrible, half the town doesn’t have sidewalks, and honestly I don’t know where any of the money goes.

Naturalized Landscapes: Reduce budget by naturalizing all public landscapes, alter “unkempt yard” qualifications, incentivize against lawns.

Smart Density Overhaul: Destroy developer’s abilities to build detached home subdivisions, build public homes that are integrated with landscapes and require less upkeep from homeowners, maximize leisure and the things that actually make people happy, roads are… not what they currently are. Subsidize rural taxi service.

Industry Perks: Tax incentives for industrial employers relative to employee’s salaries. Similar remote work incentives for professional-managerial employers. A study on commercial office use will be conducted to determine how to best move in to new work arrangements.