Please don’t say neither (that’s not an option)

  • tygerprints@kbin.social
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    11 months ago

    Well - first of all, what does a "proper"orgasm mean? I think everyone orgasms kind of differently anyway (or uniquely). But I’d definitely rather have good hair and not orgasm by someone else’s definition of properly. Probably nobody’s going to judge the way you orgasm, but people definitely judge you by how good your hair looks (don’t pretend they don’t). I know, I was born with bad hair - thin, lots of cow licks, basically crazy hair.

    Bald is OK if you can pull if off. I’ve rarely seen any guy who looks good bald, to be honest. Maybe Yule Brynner. But most men look dorky when they shave off their hair. And some of us would love to have that hair, could you send it to us so we can glue it on our scalps with Elmer’s?

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      11 months ago

      There’s the possibility of erectile dysfunction in exchange for keeping hair, too… i just didn’t want to overcomplicate the question lol

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        11 months ago

        Our society is very shallow, what matters most (more than potency or virility or being a good person) is how you look on the outside. If a person cannot conform to a GQ standard of awesome beauty, then in my opinion they are not worthy of having life at all. It’s outward appearance that has the most importance in life, nothing else at all. Nothing else actually matters in the slightest.