• conditional_soup@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    Be me, Putin

    Man, Fuck NATO, I want a buffer zone between us and them

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    I’ll just annex some territory and make it a buffer state.

    Oh shit, now NATO is closer than ever!

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    What to do?

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    I’ll just annex some territory and make it a buffer state

    • Diplomjodler@feddit.de
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      11 months ago

      Nah, just buy some politicians of your biggest adversary and you’re golden. They’re cheap. Really cheap.

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          11 months ago

          Tfw some dickhead politician gets outed for corruption and they say they’ll fight the charges and they took like, $200k. Like damn man, why are you so fucking cheap? I thought corruption would only start around the multimillion dollar mark.

          If you are gonna be a criminal, at least have some standards.