You’ve got this all wrong. Captain planet is blue.Adderall is blue. Captain planet is Adderall. Just take adderall.
Got confused, took Viagra. Help.
It hasn’t been 6 hours yet, just keep masturbating.
QUICK, STICK YO DICK INTO THE BONG!
Viagra is also blue 😉
My adderall is a peachy pink color!
Donuts
OP is Obviously a cop!
Kwame being THC 🥴🫠😂
You’re forgetting alcohol!
Alcohol into this concoction is going to backfire spectacularly
Alcohol is for AFTER work. Xanax is for the work day!
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Nah, this is literally my combo but with some alcohol as well. Works great. Just don’t over do it.
Oh shit, I’m outta donuts.
I explained Captain Planet to my daughter the other day. She thought it was one of the stupidest things she ever heard. She’s right but at the same time, how dare she!
One of the members is from the Soviet Union? And surfs? Okay grandma, let’s get you to bed.
Did you tell her we were all going through an environmental awareness trend at the time?
That really isn’t an excuse for how ridiculous the show is.
Be careful with ibuprofen
Be careful with any pill
Mmm mixing uppers and downers, real 5head move
Anytime I had to clock-in for a customer service job.
I’ll suggest you try generic Aleve. I find it better than ib profin for most aches.
Meditation is better for you
Meditating? In the middle of a retail shift? 🤣
Replace donuts with little salami sticks and you’re bang on.
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My buddies Meth, Heroin, coke, valium and quaaludes - what shift?
Iv managed to avoid nicotine thus far and I give thanks. (Tbf ibu isn’t a daily thing for me either).
Most of my coworkers blaze, but only one other does it before or during work. And then they will ask me how I stay so pleasant in the face of such ass holery. Sure, it took multiple factors to make me a kind and patient person, or at least capable of acting like one, but the reason I can do it from 830 to 415 was the wake and bake. Wake. And. Bake.