Found out we’re doing a mandatory active-shooter training at work. It’ll be “non interactive” which I guess means no fake guns or practice takedowns or whatever they do to scare people. At least one of my coworkers has already expressed adamant opposition to this, so I have at least one ally. I’d be more opposed if I were going to have fake guns pointed at me, but if it’s just sitting in a room listening to someone talk, I don’t mind being paid to listen to their bullshit. Anyway, beyond what I’ve said, I don’t know much about these trainings, so what are some funny ways I could derail it? Don’t hold back
“Will the company cover all medical costs if we’re shot during our normal work day?”
I asked that, genuinely, last week because we had workplace safety training
They told me that whatever insurance the employee enrolled in would be covering that, no additional coverage would step in for such emergency.
This is truly heinous! What absolute s c u m.
I don’t know how to do special emojis but just imagine one here that communicates ‘Jesus fucking Christ what the actual fuck’.
They say yes, then after the fact their lawyers will argue that it wasn’t a normal work day so they don’t have to pay