Terrible work, everyone.

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  • VILenin [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    Political polls be like:

    Do you support: (A) TERRORIST DEATH AND VIOLENCE (B) RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE

    Published results: 99% of people support ME!

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      1 year ago

      Its more:

      How would you feel if you knew that Candidate A loves kittens and personally donated $50000 to the SPAC, has six shelter kittens of her own, and has advanced legislation to fund a study that will guarantee all cats receive adequate housing, food, and medical care without raising taxes or increasing the national debt?

      How would you feel if you knew that Candidate B once kicked a stray cat over a fence, took money from an organization that refers to cats as “feral” and “unloveable”, hates Garfield, and won’t support the CATS Acts?

      Okay, thank you for your response.

      Now, having heard those messages, would you feel more inclined to support Candidates A, C, b, or D?