Not that I wanna endorse French pedos but it’s astounding to me how fucking boring Michael Fassbender is being compared to like Leon the Professional, like do some weirdo shit, drink milk whatever.

For a second when he dressed up in his weird getup I thought that was gonna be him being a freak but instead he explains in the same INTJ ass tone that actually he’s dressed like a specific German tourist he saw once in London and this is perfect camo for being among the Parisians. Its just one long masturbation session in the form of narration.

Edit: Oh this hitman listens to cool bops? No actually he explains that its to help him focus and not get distracted, dont mistake him for liking things.