Just say yes, take a bite and chew, say “this one has corn in it” then open your mouth with the half chewed up bite and stick out your tongue to let it drip and watch the fuckers gag.
Or just go with the classic, every time I fuck your mum she makes me a poop sandwich
Thinks to self: I wonder why mom never makes me a poop sandwich…
Assertion of dominance, nice.
Do not break eye contact as well, hahahaha
I remember the first time I met a Dutch kid in grade school. She told us for breakfast she eats chocolate spread on bread with sprinkles and we all called her a liar. No one had heard of Nutella back then.
Just came back from a business trip over there. A guy I worked with ate, multiple times, a gouda+chocolate spread sandwich.
My german gf eats nutella on bread every morning. Makes me gag.
I’ll have my butter and Marmite toast, thankyou.
“Good shit.”
