• aeronmelon@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    "So anyway, I incited a gang war, had my ship conduct an orbital bombardment on a densely urban area, then established myself as the new leader.

    Then I left."

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I like A Piece of the Action- “We already fucked up this planet by exposing it to our culture once. Let’s fix that by shooting them all. It’s okay, it’s just set on stun.”