Walking - fucking stoplights / fucking weather / my fucking legs hurt
Biking - fucking weather / my fucking legs hurt / the fucking chain fell off / my fucking tire got punctured
Public transport - the fucking app isn’t working / the train is fucking late / my bus got fucking canceled
See? Just gotta try a bit, it’s not that hard to complain and make your life miserable. Doesn’t matter if you’re in a car or on your feet
Unfortunately to my knowledge no such mode of transport exists.
Closest I have ever gotten is riding the first train at the top of the morning before almost anyone else is out and about.
Riding piggyback.
walking, biking, public transport… hell even mopeds are better than cars, what traffic jam? just lane split.
Walking - fucking stoplights / fucking weather / my fucking legs hurt Biking - fucking weather / my fucking legs hurt / the fucking chain fell off / my fucking tire got punctured Public transport - the fucking app isn’t working / the train is fucking late / my bus got fucking canceled
See? Just gotta try a bit, it’s not that hard to complain and make your life miserable. Doesn’t matter if you’re in a car or on your feet