over_clox@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year agoIf you have a kitchen hammer, you should also have a poop knife.message-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down148file-text
arrow-up1-35arrow-down1message-squareIf you have a kitchen hammer, you should also have a poop knife.over_clox@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square23fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremuntedcrocodile@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoPoop knife is a must have. But what am i missing out on with a kitchen hammer.
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoJust get a decent sledge and go ham on your ham. Tenderize the fuck out of everything. Steaks, chicken, pork, fish, eggs, bread, small children, milk, watermelons, you name it.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoTenderizes steak. Advice, don’t use the hammer in the restroom, and don’t use the knife in the kitchen…
minus-squareBurninator05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoClearly the poop hammer is for the restroom to ensure you have fork tender poops and the kitchen knife is for cutting summer sausage into manageable chunks.
Poop knife is a must have. But what am i missing out on with a kitchen hammer.
Just get a decent sledge and go ham on your ham.
Tenderize the fuck out of everything. Steaks, chicken, pork, fish, eggs, bread, small children, milk, watermelons, you name it.
Tenderizes steak. Advice, don’t use the hammer in the restroom, and don’t use the knife in the kitchen…
Clearly the poop hammer is for the restroom to ensure you have fork tender poops and the kitchen knife is for cutting summer sausage into manageable chunks.