Granted. Your mother starts an onlyfans.

Wish granted: Someone uploads one more video.

Granted. The internet stays exactly the same but you now have every fetish.

Trying to look up how to fix your dishwasher on YouTube? Hard as diamonds. Checking your emails? Can’t help but cum. Looking up the weather? You guessed it.

The internet becomes unusable except in between refractory periods.

It’s porn but it has so many kinks it’s illegal in your country.

Wish granted.

After having their analytics manipulated by 4chan, fast-food companies start a new harebrained viral marketing craze based on the concept of “Goatse Revival”.

The “I’m Spreadin’ It!” marketing campaign – which encourages customers to post pictures of their own behinds to social media – proves to be surprisingly successful, and is quickly followed by other brands’ “Have me your way!” and “Finger smelling good?” copycat campaigns.

Granted.

The internet is all porn that turns you off. It is all whatever kink turns you off the most.

(No kink shame ) I’d name things that turn me off but hey to each their own

Fine, the furry community starts using PornHub as their primary sharing site.

Ever seen someone take 3 knotted cocks in one hole? Now you have!

Done, you discover that every time you pleasured yourself it was live-streamed

Granted, hidden camera footage from your every sexual escapade shot from the most unflattering angle is now featured on most major websites.

Granted.

The proliferation of even more porn makes human trafficking skyrocket, eventually affecting your close family. The internet finally has its true purpose, and people whowant something else than porn are driven away and forced to create their own thing.

Granted; it all stars your mother and father

Lemmy seems to have a lot of it by default on Sync / Voyager. Almost none on Kbin / Artemis. Not sure why. Just using the defaults.