Bisexually Banged By My Sentient Full Size Candy Bars On Halloween
My Macaroni And Cheese is A Lesbian Also She Is My Lawyer
Pounded In The Butt By My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly But In Reality Is Just A Natural Part Of The Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides
This Pumpkin Spice Latte Gets Me Off In A Fun And Sincere Way Because It’s Okay For People To Enjoy Popular Things Without Being Shamed For The Perceived “Basicness” Of Their Beverage Choices
Chuck Tingle is THE GUY writing these. All of his library is stuff like this. It’s all hilariously out-there gay fantasies.
Here’s his Kindle catalogue, with a few snippets of favorites:
https://www.amazon.com/Kindle-Store-Chuck-Tingle/s?rh=n%3A133140011%2Cp_27%3AChuck+Tingle
Bisexually Banged By My Sentient Full Size Candy Bars On Halloween
My Macaroni And Cheese is A Lesbian Also She Is My Lawyer
Pounded In The Butt By My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly But In Reality Is Just A Natural Part Of The Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides
This Pumpkin Spice Latte Gets Me Off In A Fun And Sincere Way Because It’s Okay For People To Enjoy Popular Things Without Being Shamed For The Perceived “Basicness” Of Their Beverage Choices
I also really like, “Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt”
How about “Pounded in the Butt by My Hugo Award Loss?”
Haha, I remember that title!
Lmao those are some amazing titles.
Truly the Shakespeare of our time.