All rise for the honorable Ginger Gooch
Her parents must have hated her.
I think this is her married name. So she did this to herself when she married Seymour Gooch or whoever.
She chose the Gooch life.
Ginger Gooch (lol) was appointed to the court by Missouri Gov. Mike Parson who spoke highly of her calling her a “loving mother, dedicated wife, and proud woman of faith.” And with a name like that, you’d assume she would have lost her faith, but the Gooch has kept it, even after her husband Chad Munsey was confused but fine when she didn’t formally take his own name after they married. Ginger Munsey isn’t as funny and she knows that.
Gooch is a loving mother… sounds like a Zappa lyric.
I love how the USA just keeps providing us with proof that it is not a real country
can she do the fandango
lmao
Ginger Gooch is bad, but also imagine being named Usery
Those are not real names. None of these people are real.
This is the kind of shit that gets me feeling very
White people names are the best
:stav-laugh:
When I was in high school, I hung out with a guy named “Gooch.” Curiosity got the better of me, and I asked why everyone called him Gooch. Turns out, it was his last name, not a nickname as I’d assumed. No lie: I told him with a name like that, he’d end up as a supreme court justice or junky.
excellent, another addition to my collection of weird anglo names!
the collection so far:
Dick Armey
Young Boozer
Lawrence Eagleburger
Sanderford Jarman
Ginger Gooch-–
Check out this tweet thread about Oklahoma sheriffs. Screengrab - https://i.imgur.com/qoKMPZ9.jpg / Nitter.
They’re real people even though it’s like something out of The Onion.
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