DO NOT BUY WALMARTS GREAT VALUE HOT CHOCOLATE MIX!
Holy shit, +300% of lead
- do not shop at Walmart period they are town killers
God damn, thank you.
My instant reaction was 🤘 but I now realise that’s very bad
This post is dethklok approved
Goes well with: https://youtu.be/VFURd_EOIuU
Do you folks like chocolate? Real chocolate from Walmart? The chocolate will kill you With three times the lead content (Dying, dying) You’re dying for a mug Walmart blend, 3rd worldian Love it all the most (Dying, dying) You’re dying for a mug Prepare for ultimate poisoning You’re gonna get some now And scream… for your life
Now you can become what you eat, increasing kvlt points. What’s not to love?
To determine the risk posed by the chocolates in CR’s test, we used California’s maximum allowable dose level (MADL) for lead (0.5 micrograms) and cadmium (4.1mcg).
CR’s scientists measured heavy metal content against California’s standard levels because there are no federal limits for the amount of lead and cadmium most foods can contain, and they believe that California’s standard levels are the most protective available.
I love heavy madl
At least it’s not death metal.
I think it IS death metal.
Maaaan I consume dark chocolate daily like a chocoholic crackhead. I’m gonna get heavy metal-related brain damage by 50 😭
still or again?
Fuck yeah throw your horns
Good thing I can’t afford chocolate.
Is it not enough that American chocolate tastes like vomit? Now they have to add lead to the batch!
You getting your cocoa beans sourced from Italy? Of course you’re not, they’re coming from the same place too, and will have as much led as any.
