Number1SummerJam@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoConsumer Reports finds more lead and cadmium in chocolate, urges change at Hersheywww.reuters.comexternal-linkmessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1546arrow-down15cross-posted to: publichealth@mander.xyz
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minus-squareAlien Nathan Edward@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up29·1 year agoHershey’s be like “the slaves who were responsible for putting the poison in the chocolate have been shot. New slaves are being brought in forthwith.”
minus-squareRGB3x3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoWe apologize again for the fault in our chocolate. Those responsible for sacking the slaves who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
minus-squarephx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoWell, now we know where the lead came from
minus-squareJimmyeatsausage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoShareholders won’t be happy about wasting all those profits on bullets…should have just stopped feeding them.
Hershey’s be like “the slaves who were responsible for putting the poison in the chocolate have been shot. New slaves are being brought in forthwith.”
We apologize again for the fault in our chocolate. Those responsible for sacking the slaves who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
Well, now we know where the lead came from
Shareholders won’t be happy about wasting all those profits on bullets…should have just stopped feeding them.
Pretty much.