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      Rom: “Well brother, I suppose the real profit was the friends we made along the way.”

      Quark: “What?! No. I’m docking your pay for that.”

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        Rom: “hey brother, remember the time I led a strike against you, put you in a position to lose everything, got you beaten nearly to death by Nausicans, then when you finally met my demands violating Ferenghi law and risking your business license I told everyone to take the deal and I quit?”

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          “Yes, but I’m not going to do anything to you about it.”

          “Because you forgive me, brother?”

          “No, because I’m pretty sure that light fixture over there is actually Odo.”

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        “You know, I might be Nagus one day, and then you’ll be sorry you treated me this way!”

        “Pfft, yeah, right! Keep dreaming…but do it on your own time!”