Abbott: What are your pronouns?
Costello: My pronouns? I/me I guess.
Abbott: That’s an odd choice, but I’ll do my best to get my pronouns right.
Costello: Why would you have trouble getting your own pronouns right?
Abbott: I don’t have any trouble with my pronouns, but mine are a little confusing.
Costello: You just said the same thing twice.
Abbott: I just asked me what pronouns I use, and I said I/me.
Costello: No you asked me that. I said that.
Abbott: Exactly.
Costello: I’m confused.
Abbott: Well that makes two of me.
What does a non-binary prospector say?
Answer
“There’s gold in them/their hills.”
Needs to be pronounced “thar” though.
When we get to St. Louis, will you tell me the pronouns of all the players on the team, so I know how to cheer for them?
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