• logicbomb@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “Oh my God!” - God

    I think God is, by definition, an atheist, though, since God must not believe in a higher power.

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      1 year ago

      im an atheist and i believe in a higher power.

      that sun will fuck me up if i get too close

    • eloq@lemmy.world
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      Depends on if he’s having a bad day, or if he believes in himself. Wait, is that why faith is how you get into heaven? God having shitty self-confidence and not wanting any haters around makes as much sense as any other I’ve heard.

    • Flaimbot
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      who’s the creator of god and the realm he resides in? hm? hm? hm?

      checkmate, theists!